Listen! NSA rocked by lurid chat scandal as Gabbard vows purge

National Security Agency (NSA) employees have been exposed for engaging in explicit sex chats on official government messaging platforms, prompting outrage from Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard. The shocking revelations come as President Donald Trump and Elon Musk’s government reform initiative cracks down on “woke” policies within federal agencies.

Disturbing conversations in government chat rooms

A report by journalists Christopher Rufo and Hannah Goodman revealed that NSA agents used the agency’s Intelink messaging system to discuss highly personal and sexual topics, including polyamory, castration, and gender reassignment surgeries. Some employees boasted about intimate details of their procedures, including the sensation of being penetrated post-surgery and the freedom to wear leggings without concealment.

One employee casually commented about receiving laser hair removal, stating, “[G]etting my b***hole zapped by a laser was… shocking.” Others discussed polyamorous relationships, with one claiming to be part of a nine-person “polycule.”

Gabbard vows swift action

Gabbard, who oversees all 18 U.S. intelligence agencies, reacted furiously to the report, confirming that the chat groups were real and had since been shut down. “This behavior is unacceptable and those involved WILL be held accountable,” she declared. “Our IC must be focused on our core mission: ensuring the safety [of America].”

An NSA spokesperson confirmed disciplinary actions are underway against employees who misused government communication platforms.

Musk and Trump push government overhaul

Elon Musk mocked the controversy, referencing his widely criticized email demanding federal employees list their weekly accomplishments. “Well… at least we know what they did last week,” Musk quipped.

Meanwhile, Trump has intensified efforts to dismantle diversity, equity, and inclusion (DEI) programs across all federal agencies. His executive order mandates the shutdown of DEI offices, immediate placement of DEI hires on leave, and full termination of these roles in the coming weeks. Agencies were also instructed to eliminate any “coded” language designed to keep DEI policies hidden.

A sweeping purge of ‘woke’ policies

The crackdown represents Trump’s most aggressive move yet to eliminate what he calls the “infiltration” of radical left-wing ideology in the federal government. His administration argues that DEI programs have created division, wasted taxpayer money, and fostered workplace incompetence.

With accountability measures tightening and controversial firings looming, federal agencies are bracing for a seismic shift as Trump and Gabbard push to root out ideological influence from government operations.