Key Point Summary – ICE Barbie Kristi Noem

• South Park skewers Kristi Noem as Botox-obsessed puppy killer.
• Episode shows her shooting dogs and face melting repeatedly.
• Show also mocks JD Vance, Charlie Kirk, and Donald Trump.
• References Noem’s real-life puppy shooting admission.
• White House blasts show as “irrelevant” after premiere.

South Park’s latest episode tore into Trump officials, portraying DHS Secretary Kristi Noem as a “Botox-obsessed puppy killer.” In the second episode of the new season, titled Got a Nut, Noem is seen shooting several dogs while Botox drips off her face — a nod to her own admission that she once shot a misbehaving puppy.

“A few years ago I had to put my puppy down by shooting it in the face,” Noem’s animated counterpart tells a group of ICE recruits. “Sometimes doing what’s important means doing what’s hard.” She urges the agents to show the same resolve when detaining people, flipping her hair as her glamor fades.

Melting Face Mayhem and Heaven Raid

Later in the episode, Noem’s face melts away in the bath, prompting a glam squad to restore her look. ICE agents then join her in storming heaven, where her face falls to the floor and comes to life. “No more brownies in heaven!” she declares.

She eventually visits Mar-A-Lago to ask Donald Trump if he plans to replace her. “Think I can’t handle myself because I’m a lady with good looks that drives men wild?” she says as her melting face slithers across the resort.

Trump Allies Get Roasted Too

The episode also lampoons Vice President JD Vance, depicting him as a childish servant to Trump. Vance seemed unfazed, joking on X: “Well, I’ve finally made it.” Conservative pundit Charlie Kirk gets mocked in an awkward bedroom scene.

This follows a premiere that shocked viewers with Trump in bed with Satan, jabs at Paramount’s $16 million settlement with Trump, and the abrupt end of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, which critics claim — without evidence — was to appease Trump.

White House Fires Back

The White House dismissed the show as “irrelevant” and desperate for attention. “President Trump has delivered on more promises in just six months than any other president,” a spokesperson said.

Still, the Department of Homeland Security’s X account this week used a South Park ICE image to recruit new agents — prompting the show’s account to reply, “Wait so we ARE relevant?”