Trump Scraps Shower Rules: More Water For His ‘Beautiful Hair’

President Donald Trump signed an executive order Wednesday rolling back federal water regulations. The move reverses restrictions on water flow for shower heads, sinks, and dishwashers. The Trump Shower order, he says, is about personal freedom—and having better hair.

‘Make Showers Great Again’

“Overregulation chokes the American economy and stifles personal freedom,” Trump declared in the order. He claimed the Obama-Biden water rules were a perfect example of government overreach. His order erases complicated definitions of “showerhead” and reinstates a more straightforward standard.

Simpler Definition, More Water

Trump pointed to the Oxford English Dictionary’s simple definition of “shower head” as more appropriate than pages of federal regulation. He ordered Energy Secretary Chris Wright to rescind Obama-era rules and restore the 1992 standard of 2.5 gallons per minute.

‘I’m Standing There for 15 Minutes’

Speaking at the signing, Trump said he often finds himself struggling in the shower. “I have to stand in the shower for 15 minutes until it gets wet. Comes out drip, drip, drip. It’s ridiculous,” he said. The new order, he added, is about fixing that.

White House Claims Victory for Common Sense

According to a White House statement, the president’s action “restores sanity” to the regulatory system. “No longer will shower heads be weak and worthless,” the statement read. Officials also said the new rule empowers consumers to choose what works best for them.

Biden-Era Limits Called Radical

The Trump administration called the water-saving rules part of a “radical green agenda.” It claimed the regulations hurt Americans by banning popular high-flow multi-nozzle showers. Trump’s team argued that people should control their own water use—not federal bureaucrats.

Not Just Showers: Sinks and Dishwashers Too

Trump’s executive order doesn’t stop with showers. It also lifts restrictions on kitchen sinks and dishwashers. “No market failure justifies this intrusion,” the White House said. “Americans pay for their own water and should decide how they use it.”

Social Media Lights Up with Debate

Online reactions came quickly. Supporters praised the move as practical and overdue. Critics called it shortsighted and environmentally harmful. Still, Trump stood by his decision. “This is about freedom,” he said. “And clean, powerful showers.”

Environmentalists Push Back

Conservation groups slammed the order. They warned that reversing water-saving measures could worsen drought conditions. But Trump supporters argue the federal government should stop micromanaging household appliances.

Will the Rule Last?

With the 2024 election on the horizon, some question whether the rule will survive a potential administration change. If Biden returns, the regulations could come back. For now, Trump is focused on what he calls fixing the basics of daily American life.

Final Take: Trump Showers Americans With Choice

Trump’s “Trump Shower” rule is about more than plumbing. It reflects his broader mission to cut government red tape and let Americans decide for themselves. Whether you agree or not, one thing is clear—Trump wants his showers fast, full, and fabulous.